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KCRW – Game 5

Tomorrow night, the Kansas City Roller Warriors blow the roof off Memorial Hall in KCK once again as they take the track for Game 5 of their 2018 season!

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The night begins when the Black Eye Susans take on the iron-clad Dreadnought Dorothys, and the undefeated Knockouts square off against the Victory Vixens!

As always, doors open at Memorial Hall at 5:00, and the games begin at 6:00. Adult tickets are $15 at the door, and kiddos ages 6-12 are $10.

We’ll see you Saturday night for the Kansas City Roller Warriors Game 5!

The St. Patrick’s Day Smackdown

Die-hard roller derby fans in Kansas City already know the Missouri River Rollers held their first bout of the season last Saturday night in what’s become known as the St. Patrick’s Day Smackdown.

The Zombie league of Fountain City Roller Derby tripped up to Atchison, Kansas to face off against the River Rollers, but fell short by a final score of 126-69, bringing the MRRs to 1-0 on the season.

Of course, we’ve got photos.

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The River Rollers’ next bout is on Saturday, April 21, and we’ll have much more information for you as the date draws near.

In the meantime, congratulations to these incredible Missouri River Rollers on a fantastic season opener! We look forward to seeing these ladies back on the track in April!

Featured Skater – February 2018

Our Featured Skater for the month of February is
Dreadlocked N. Loaded of the Kansas City Roller Warriors!

Name: Dreadlocked N. Loaded
Team: Victory Vixens
Number: 8351
Position: Blocker
Seasons with KCRW: 2

How did you discover the Kansas City Roller Warriors, and what made you decide to join?

“My partner at the time and I had been to a couple of KCRW games, but between work and school, we weren’t able to make it back until 2015. Around the same time, she started attending a Derby Lite class and encouraged me to try it. I really wasn’t sure, since it had been decades since the last time I had skated, but it did start to grow on me. Then we signed up for a Warriors in Training session in 2016, and about halfway through that session, the derby bug snuck up and bit me.”


Tell us the origin of your derby name.

“Initially, I had considered using some form of my real name. I toyed around with Bangston Hughes, then Trace Element, but I wasn’t really feeling either one. Then one day, I was washing and re-twisting my waist-long dreadlocks. I finished my hair and looked in the mirror, and all of a sudden, the light bulb was ON. In essence, the name comes from me literally having a good hair day.

I scrambled to the Internet and checked derby name databases to see if anyone else had that name, and was surprised that it hadn’t been used yet, so I claimed it!

The “Dreadlocked” part is obvious, but I’m still working on the “Loaded” part, which actually means two things. Physically, as I get in better shape from playing derby, my arms and legs are getting stronger and more muscular. The second meaning is more ironic, since “loaded” can be slang for being drunk or on drugs, but I’ve actually been sober for more than 25 years.”


Roller derby changes every life it touches. How has it changed yours?

“Derby has definitely helped me get stronger in several ways. I’ve never been that great of an athlete, and derby requires a certain amount of strength and stamina, so if I want to get better at this sport, I have to put in the work through on-skates practices and off-skates strengthening such as squats, lunges, and core work. (Yikes, I haaaaaaaate core work… but it’s gotta be done.) At one point, I was down 40 pounds just from skating and doing some 30-day challenges. It’s definitely a test of commitment at times, because that TV or those blankets just look soooooooooooo gooooooooooood, but I can use those as rewards for after a practice or workout.

I think the biggest thing I’ve noticed is that I’ve gotten better about beating my own self up. My first year skating with KCRW, I was pretty brutal… I yelled at myself a lot because I wasn’t improving quickly enough, I wasn’t rising up to the same level as my teammates, and I wasn’t nailing things perfectly. But that pressure wasn’t coming from anyone else in the league; I had been putting it all on myself, thinking that I had to prove that I belonged here. In reality, that pressure was coming from some issues outside of derby, and once I started working on those things, I noticed a decrease in yelling and an increase in patience, which helped me concentrate better in both my normal life and my derby life.”


Any notable injuries so far?

“It’s been mostly some stiffness and muscle tightness, fortunately. Last year I had a minor knee injury and some back pain, but physical therapy and chiropractic care was very helpful.

This season, I got my first ever concussion during second half of the January 20th game. To a certain extent, I think I lucked out in that the way I got the concussion was a bit of a fluke –- I fell on the floor face-first, which isn’t covered by my helmet –- but still, a head injury is never something to take lightly. After seeing a concussion specialist and a physical therapist, I just got clearance to resume activity after nearly a month off skates, and if all goes well, I hope to be back on the track with the Vixens soon.”


What sets you apart in KCRW?

“I try to be as positive to my teammates and league mates as possible. Sure, I might be having a rough time on the track, but that doesn’t mean that I have to pull folks into that bad mood with me. If I have to choose between sulking in my own pity pool and speaking life into someone, I’m leaning towards speaking that life. Catch someone after a jam and tell them how powerful they were on the track. Message a new skater and tell them how much you’re enjoying watching them grow. Be available lend a hand, offer a shoulder, give a hug. Those are things that cost nothing to give, yet are valuable beyond measure.”


To see more of Dreadlocked N. Loaded and all of the Kansas City Roller Warriors in action, visit our photo albums on Smugmug, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Instagram.

3 Things We Learned from Fountain City’s 2018 Home Opener

As you’re all aware by now, Fountain City Roller Derby kicked off its 2018 season with quite a bang Saturday night, and the incredible crowd at B&D Skate Center witnessed possibly the best Fountain City home opener in quite some time.

We’ve said many times in the past that Game Ones are notoriously unreliable predictors of the overall arc a season will take. But as sometimes happens in this amazing sport, this weekend there were a few surprises, an unfortunate injury, and much to learn.

3. The Deadly Sirens are back.

There’s no point in mincing words here — the Deadly Sirens have struggled, and it’s not always easy to see why.

Historically, this is a team with phenomenal coaching and a roster packed with talent, but for one reason or another, they haven’t been able to get things off the ground for long. They’ve landed in or near last place every season since they played in the championship game in 2011, and to this day, they remain the only team in Fountain City to have never won the house trophy — while the other three teams have won it at least twice each.

“What’s the problem?” may have seemed like the pertinent question over the last several seasons, but at this point, the Sirens seem to have answered it and fixed what was apparently broken. If you followed along on Twitter Saturday night, you saw the Ladies in Teal take down a formidably rebuilding Lovely Lethals squad 89-41, outscoring the Pink more than 2 to 1 and looking phenomenal doing it.

Every Sirens fan in attendance, probably.

All the love in the world, but that would never have happened as recently as last season. And yes, the Lethals were skating with eight new players (on a 14-player team), but that does nothing to diminish the inalterable conclusion we came to this weekend: the Sirens are back, and you can dismiss them at your own risk.

2. The Shotgun Sheilas may still be the team to beat.

All right, look. For the better part of the last six years, it’s mostly been a slugfest between the Shotgun Sheilas and the Royal Pains. One of these two teams has won the house trophy every year since 2012, with the exception of 2016, when the Lethals took everyone by surprise. So fans could be forgiven for wondering if maybe we weren’t in store for more of the same this year.

Who’s to say?

It’s never a good idea to count out the Royal Pains in general, and it’s definitely not wise to make predictions with only one game out of the way. But the Sheilas took this game pretty handily over the Pains, final score 75-52, and because of that and the way the Sirens dominated in their game, we can’t help but wonder if the championship game might look a little different this year.

Again, way too early to tell, but Saturday night was a wake-up call for anyone who might have thought we’d be getting the same old thing this season. The Sirens made sure of that, and the Sheilas may just be the team to beat — again — in 2018.

1. Derby love is alive and well in Kansas City.

OK, we didn’t really learn this Saturday night as much as we were simply reminded of it. But one of the things we love here at KC Derby Digest — and do our best to promote and encourage — is the way the Kansas City leagues often support one another.

Fountain City often has quite a few representatives in the audience at KCRW bouts, and this weekend, the Roller Warriors sent quite a contingent of their own to cheer on their favorite players and teams in Fountain City.

kcrw support.jpg
Pictured: derby love.

Of course, this isn’t the first time they’ve done this, and we’ve always thought it was fantastic when they did. Because frankly, this is how it’s done. This is how you build a strong derby community.

As much as it might seem like the leagues are competing against one another for fans and ticket revenue, truly, they’re not. Fans might not know this, but the leagues have gone to some great lengths, particularly in recent years, to avoid scheduling their games on the same nights as other leagues, and it’s precisely because they’re not trying to compete against them.

Kansas City is more than big enough to support the leagues we have, and in fact, it was big enough to support past leagues that had to dissolve for various reasons too. It was phenomenal seeing all these familiar faces in the crowd Saturday night, and we hope it continues.

A Challenge

We’re all Derby PeopleTM, and there’s plenty of room for everyone.

So right now, we’d like to issue a friendly challenge to everyone involved with the Kansas City roller derby community: support the leagues you don’t play for.

Whether you play for KCRW, Fountain City, or the Missouri River Rollers, you could be seriously missing out if you aren’t at least checking out one of their events.

Go to their bouts, learn their rule set, buy some merch, and wear your own team/league colors while you’re at it. There’s nothing in the world wrong with representing your own league everywhere you go, and doing so at another league’s events can really build community and raise awareness for this phenomenal sport in the Kansas City area.

Many of you already do this on a regular basis, and we’d like to encourage even more to join in. The sport of roller derby can only benefit from supporting its own.

KCRW Home Opener – Results

This past weekend, the Kansas City Roller Warriors lit the fuse on their 2018 season at Memorial Hall in KCK, and what a night it was. The crowd was phenomenal, the competition was better than the final scores reflect, and this outstanding league has given us plenty to look forward to in the new year.

The first bout of the night featured the Dreadnought Dorothys, who went undefeated last year right up until the Rink of Fire, taking on the always-formidable Victory Vixens — and it was just like the days of old when the red, white, and blue were the only ones capable of putting up a fight against the Ruby Reds.

Drop the house!

And was it ever a fight throughout. The scrappy Vixens took it to the Dorothys every step of the way, but couldn’t keep up with the Dorothys’ defense, which held them to only 47 points in the first half. The All-Americans trailed by 102 at halftime and eventually dropped the game by a final score of 232-120, taking them to 0-1 on the season, while the Dorothys notched a win to bring them to 1-0.

The second bout of the night featured one of the perennial rivalries in KCRW, the Black Eye Susans and the Knockouts. The BES are, of course, coming off their 2017 Rink of Fire championship win after only going 3-3 on the season, and the Knockouts are looking to rebound after a 2-4 season that frankly left something to be desired.

Not this year.

Well, the KOs have delivered on that ambition in spades thus far. They pulled ahead of the Black & Yellow 67-28 less than halfway through the first period and wound up outscoring them more than 2-1 by the time it was all over, final score 283-141. Although the Susans looked ferocious in their 2018 debut (with a slew of promising new faces and a couple of returning legends), the Knockouts’ explosive offense proved to be a little too much on this occasion, and the BES fell to 0-1 on the season.

Current Standings

After this season’s inaugural bout, we have two undefeated teams and two thus-far winless teams:

Dreadnought Dorothys: 1-0
Knockouts: 1-0
Black Eye Susans: 0-1
Victory Vixens: 0-1

KCRW’s next bout is January 20th, so mark your calendars and be sure to join us as the 2018 season continues.

The KCRW 2018 Home Opener

Roller derby fans, the wait is almost over. This Saturday night at Memorial Hall in KCK, the Kansas City Roller Warriors kick off their 13th season of flat track mayhem, and you won’t want to miss it.

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Doors open Saturday night at 5:00 p.m., and the games begin at 6:00.

The evening begins with the Dreadnought Dorothys, who went undefeated in ’17 until their stunning loss in the Rink of Fire, taking on a Victory Vixens team looking to up their game this time around after going only 1-5 last year. There are a number of new faces on the track this season, and that’s always exciting for the fans, but it also signals a slew of new possibilities for the teams on the track. We can’t wait to see how this one shakes out this weekend.

The second game of the night features the 2017 Rink of Fire champions, the Black Eye Susans, taking on their traditional house rivals, the Knockouts, who are also looking to ramp things up in ’18 after a 2-4 season last year. Keeping in mind that BES only boasted a 3-3 record going into last year’s championship bout, this one also looks to be a bit of a nailbiter, new faces notwithstanding. Bottom line, get there early and get a good seat, because this Saturday night is going to be nuts.

Adult tickets are $15 at the door — certainly the best value of any sports league in Kansas City, professional or otherwise. Kids ages 6-12 are $10, and chickadees 5 and under are admitted free, as always.

Whatever else you do in 2018, do not miss the 13th season of the Kansas City Roller Warriors!