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The Usual Suspects are Fountain City All-Gender Champions

It’s been a while since we updated, but this past weekend at B&D Skate Center in Independence, the Usual Suspects captured the All-Gender Division championship trophy by taking down the incredible Untouchables by a final score of 55-34.


We’ll have the photos published as soon as possible, and stay tuned for Fountain City Roller Derby‘s Women’s Division, which kicks off its 10th season on June 29.

The Deadly Sirens Are Championship-Bound

It was an incredible, harrowing weekend of roller derby at B&D Skate Center in Independence, between Fountain City’s Women’s Division Game 3 Saturday night and the Sunday morning debut of the Zombie League, who kicked off their 2018 season against Franklin County Fury with a comeback win in the final period.

Of course, the real story of the weekend has to be the Deadly Sirens, who are headed to the Fountain City championship bout for the first time since 2011. Now, keep in mind, ’11 was the first season for the four house teams, and for a while that year, it looked like the Sirens might go undefeated and untouched. They didn’t lose their first game of the year until very late in the season — after they’d lost their top-scoring jammer — and although there was little doubt they’d win the championship that year, they wound up dropping the big game to the Lovely Lethals and remain, to this day, the only team in Fountain City to have never taken home the trophy.

That could all change this season.

The Sirens are back!

Given the way the last few years have gone, we naturally assumed the Royal Pains would pull out the win this weekend and we would see another titanic struggle between them and the Sheilas for the house trophy. But as we mentioned back in January, the Sirens opened the 2018 season with such a bang that we wondered if maybe they wouldn’t shake things up for us this year, and ultimately, that’s just what they did.

If you follow us on the Twitter, you saw what a slugfest it was Saturday night between the Sirens and Pains. They were tied 10-10 at the end of the first period and 33-33 at the half. The Pains led 50-45 at the end of the third quarter, but the final minutes of the fourth period were pretty anxious as the two teams traded the lead back and forth until the very last jam of the game. After the referees convened and confirmed what they’d seen in the last jam, they announced the Deadly Sirens had indeed edged out the Royal Pains by a final score of 69-68, giving the fans at B&D exactly what they came to see — top-notch, edge-of-your-seat competition. It couldn’t have ended any better.

The Women’s Division championships won’t take place until September, and we’ve got quite a bit of Fountain City action to enjoy between now and then, so stay tuned to KC Derby Digest, both here and on social media, and we’ll keep you up to date on all the goings-on.

Congratulations to the Deadly Sirens for making the championship game this season! We can’t wait to see how it all shakes out.

Double Header Weekend

May and June have been pretty quiet in the world of Kansas City roller derby, but this weekend, things will begin to heat up again, and what better way to get those wheels whirring than with a double header weekend courtesy of Fountain City Roller Derby!

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This Saturday night at B&D Skate Center in Independence, Fountain City’s Women’s Division will hold their third bout night of the season, and the last women’s division event until the championship game later this Fall.

The Shotgun Sheilas will take on the Lovely Lethals to kick things off, and the Royal Pains will take on the Deadly Sirens in the last bout of the night to determine who will face the Sheilas in this year’s championship bout.

Doors open at 6 p.m. Saturday night, and the games begin at 6:30. For more info, click the graphic above.

And that’s just Saturday night.

Sunday morning, also at B&D Skate Center in Independence, Fountain City’s Zombie League takes the track against the visiting Franklin County Fury!

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That’s right, a Sunday morning bout that’s only $5 for adults and free for everyone age 17 and under!

Doors open at 10 a.m., and the game begins at 10:30.

We hope to see everyone at B&D for this weekend’s derby double header!

The 2018 Rink of Fire Preview

Every year, the two best teams in KCRW battle it out for what’s become known as the Warder Cup. That’s the coveted championship trophy named after Coach Ice, the legendary coach of the Kansas City Roller Warriors All-Stars who passed away two years ago this month.

This Saturday night at Memorial Hall in KCK, the fiery Knockouts and the dreaded Dreadnought Dorothys will clash for the trophy, the title, and an entire year’s worth of bragging rights.

By the Numbers

So let’s take a look at how these teams compare.

Both the KOs and the Dorothys boast impressive 5-1 records on the season. The only games they’ve lost this season have been to each other, and a quick glance at the numbers will actually tell you quite a bit. We’ll include numbers from the Vixens and the BES for comparison’s sake too:

Knockouts: 5-1
Points scored: 1,350
Points allowed: 1,040
Point differential: +310

Dreadnought Dorothys: 5-1
Points scored: 1,342
Points allowed: 901
Point differential: +441

Victory Vixens: 2-4
Points scored: 825*
Points allowed: 1,079*
Point differential: -174

Black Eye Susans: 0-6
Points scored: 820*
Points allowed: 1,317*
Point differential: -497

* indicates these numbers include scores from Game 6 last month in which the BES foreited at halftime. The Vixens led 82-69 at that point, and final calculations are based on that halftime score, in case you’re wondering why their point totals are so much lower.

How They Stack Up

As you can see, the Knockouts hold a slim lead in total points scored on the year, just eight more than the Dorothys.

However, the Dorothys have allowed the fewest points of any team in the league, and it’s not even close: only 901 on the year, compared to their nearest neighbors, the KOs, who have allowed 1,040.

Because of this, the Dorothys also boast the best point differential in the league this season with +441, compared to the KOs’ already impressive +310 on the year.

Head to head, the Dorothys have outscored the Knockouts 408-393 this season, a slim 15-point margin under the WFTDA rule set.

And both teams have experienced a slight decline in points scored during the second half of the season vs. the first half. The KOs averaged 242 points per game in the first half of the season, but only 208 in the second half; the Dorothys averaged 224.66 in the first half, but only 212.66 in the second half. Both teams had their lowest-scoring games of the year last month. Their overall averages per game are nearly identical.

Folks, this is tough.


Based on these numbers and the way the wind appears to be blowing at this point in time, we’re predicting a Dreadnought Dorothys win by no more than 12 points.

Overall, the numbers are extremely close. Much has been made of the Knockouts‘ undefeated streak, which only came to an end last month, but ultimately, we believe it comes down to what seems to be a dominant defensive effort on the part of the Dorothys, given their unmatched point differential and impressive points-allowed stats.

Either way, fans are guaranteed a slug-fest this Saturday night, and we hope you’ll all join us for the history that will unfold on the track before us.

When & Where

The Rink of Fire championship will take place this Saturday night at Memorial Hall in KCK. Doors open at 5:00, and the games begin promptly at 6:00.

Advance tickets are still available through Brown Paper Tickets for $10 for adults and $5 for kiddos ages 6-12. Prices go up to $15 and $10, respectively, if you get them at the door.

As always, they’ll have a 50/50 drawing to benefit the Rose Brooks Center, and they’ll have $1 beers from 5-6 p.m.

The first bout of the night features the annual grudge match, this time between the 2-4 Victory Vixens and the winless Black Eye Susans. And of course, the second bout of the night will be for all the marbles, so don’t miss it!

Join us at Memorial Hall this Saturday night for what’s sure to be a Rink of Fire blowout!

Featured Skater – April 2018

Our Featured Skater for the month of April is
Singh Machine of the Kansas City Roller Warriors!

Name: Singh Machine
Team: Victory Vixens
Number: 28
Position: Blocker, Pivot, Jammer
Seasons with KCRW: 5

How did you discover roller derby in Kansas City, and what made you decide to join?

“My then-boyfriend, now fiancee, saw an ad in The Pitch for a roller derby game. After watching the game and seeing all those strong women, I wanted to sign up. I couldn’t stand on skates when I started — somehow I got past that hurdle (which seems to be a miracle).”


Roller derby changes every life it touches. How has it changed yours?

“As a mostly introverted person, it has made feel more comfortable in a bigger group setting. I’ve gotten to more confident and sure of myself off the track. I’ve made strong friendships in the league. Without roller derby, I do not think I would have the types of friends I have today.”


Who inspires you on the track?

“In a way, it’s like a romance in the sense that it’s not all illustrated on Valentine’s Day — it’s not one person who inspires me. New people that are giving it their all, coaches/refs that are watching and giving feedback, current skaters that make a skill look easy or seamless.”


What sets you apart in KCRW?

“My immediate thought is that I’m Indian. I did not play sports as a kid, I am basically an indoor cat. Everything I have learned thus far, I had to learn by rote. I try to help KCRW where I am able. I have coached Junior Warriors and WiT, helped with social media, and I’ve been co-captain and captain.”


To see more of Singh Machine and all the players of KCRW in action, visit our photo albums on Smugmug, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Instagram.

Featured Skater – March 2018

Our Featured Skater for the month of March is
Black Mamba of the Kansas City Roller Warriors
and Fountain City Roller Derby!

Name: Black Mamba
Team: Victory Vixens, Shotgun Sheilas
Number: 86
Position: Jammer, Blocker, Pivot
Seasons with KCRW: 1
Seasons with FCRD: 4

How did you discover roller derby in Kansas City, and what made you decide to join?

“With some careful Facebook stalking, I came upon a skater’s (Bullet Vixen) game day pictures and was intrigued. I needed a sport that was intense, hard, and looked like fun. I definitely found it.”


Playing for two leagues is quite a commitment. How do you manage that?

“Lots of organization, prioritizing, and support from my squad and family. This year, I have to sit down and plan the practices I need to make in order to make myself a better skater, teammate, and captain month by month. In order to do that, I’ve had to focus on making time for myself, my awesome boyfriend, and my four furbabies at home. Finding the balance between derby (my obsession) and real life has been something I’ve failed at until this year. I haven’t mastered the healthy ratio, but I’m getting there.

I know I wouldn’t be able to be this focused on myself and my teammates getting better if I didn’t have all the support at home that I do. I’m a pretty lucky girl.”


You’re widely known to fans and players alike for having one of the most positive, sportsmanlike attitudes in the sport. How do you stay so positive, and who do you look to for inspiration?

“I stay away from negativity as much as possible. I had to realize that I am in control of my own happiness and I don’t have to let the negativity in. I’m constantly stepping back and thinking about how lucky I am that I get to play this sport that keeps me on my toes, mentally and physically. I also strongly believe that you get what you put out. My positivity is contagious and I hope I get to infect as many people with it as possible.

My inspiration is and has always been my teammates and leaguemates. We are all on our own journey to get better, and seeing all these skaters leveling up, at their own pace, is really inspiring. It really makes me want to be better, work harder.”


Roller derby changes every life it touches. How has it changed yours?

“I am a completely different person than I was before derby. I had a pretty toxic [sense of] self-esteem and I wasn’t doing anything to make myself a better person. I was in a rut. Derby fired me up. I instantly got a bunch of friends that were struggling at this derby thing just like me, and we all invested in helping each other get better. I couldn’t help but dive right in. Thank you, ’15 Zombies! Because of derby, I’m learning so much about my strengths and weaknesses, and I’m not afraid to work on myself. Life can only get better, right?”


What makes Black Mamba tick? At the end of the day, what keeps you going in this crazy love we call roller derby?

“My teammates. They constantly keep me focused, aggressive, and motivated. I can’t explain the amount of joy I get from seeing my Sheilas come together and push themselves in a practice, scrimmage, or a bout. Women with totally different personalities, jobs and lifestyles all come together for a common goal. That’s when I can’t help but smile. Being their captain is the best position I’ve ever been lucky [enough] to play.”


To see more of Black Mamba and all the players of KCRW and FCRD in action, visit our photo albums on Smugmug, like us on Facebook, and follow us on Instagram.