The Kansas City Roller Warriors made a major announcement this morning for their 10th season on the flat track, and many of you, particularly the Regular Fans in the audience, aren’t going to believe your eyes.

For Season 10, not only is KCRW moving to a winter season, they also decided to implement the mother of all shake-ups and re-draft all the teams.

You read that right: there’s an above-average chance that your favorite players will be on different teams in the coming season, and there’s zero chance your favorite team(s) will look the same as last year.

Somebody call the waaaa-mbulance!

But fear not, faithful fans: this amazing league has some pretty special things cooking for the new season, and while we haven’t yet been cleared to announce or discuss them, you can bet that when the time comes, you’ll be just as excited as we are to see these Roller Warriors back in action.

In the meantime, here are the complete team line-ups for your new Kansas City Roller Warriors as they look ahead to their 10th season of derby madness.

Black Eye Susans Captain: Bella Fire Co-Captains: Tuff Noogies & Peter Babriel Angry Berta Bettie Jean Enigma Love Tap Milli Watt Nancy Pants Peanut Butter Panic ReCycleHer Roxy Rotsalot Stabbie Enyabach Wreckman

Knockouts Captain: Annie Maul Co-Captain: Mary Lou Wretched Barbrarian Bad Omen Bones House Jamalamadingdong Jess Decker JennOOH!cide Sea Monstrosity Shirley Gonnahitya Sneaky Pete StratusFear Subterfuge

Victory Vixens Captain: Ruth Canal Co-Captain: Reptar Ash Ketch ’em Black Ice Bubonic Peg Chum Fiesta Fat Lips Hyli Xplosive JonBenet Slamsey Maus Trap Ms. Smack-Man Remy Killjoy Trauma

Dreadnought Dorothys Captain: Jade Lightning Co-Captain: Road Hash Apel Sauce Bruz-her Baby Buster Buffy Slammers Bonita Bandita Cold Gin Erin No Bragh RamRam Shady O’Dread Sk8l Attraction Tara Tendon Thugz ‘N Kissez Twisted Momma

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Poll: The Great Shake-Up of 2013

And now, derby fans, it’s time to let your voice be heard! What’s your immediate impression of the new line-ups for KCRW’s 10th season? Are you excited about the changes, or should they have left well enough alone? We’ll leave the poll open for seven days and then publish the results here and on our Facebook page.