The Great Shake-Up of 2013

The Kansas City Roller Warriors made a major announcement this morning for their 10th season on the flat track, and many of you, particularly the Regular Fans in the audience, aren’t going to believe your eyes.

For Season 10, not only is KCRW moving to a winter season, they also decided to implement the mother of all shake-ups and re-draft all the teams.

You read that right: there’s an above-average chance that your favorite players will be on different teams in the coming season, and there’s zero chance your favorite team(s) will look the same as last year.


Somebody call the waaaa-mbulance!

But fear not, faithful fans: this amazing league has some pretty special things cooking for the new season, and while we haven’t yet been cleared to announce or discuss them, you can bet that when the time comes, you’ll be just as excited as we are to see these Roller Warriors back in action.

In the meantime, here are the complete team line-ups for your new Kansas City Roller Warriors as they look ahead to their 10th season of derby madness.

Black Eye Susans


Captain:
Bella Fire

Co-Captains:
Tuff Noogies & Peter Babriel


Angry Berta
Bettie Jean
Enigma
Love Tap
Milli Watt
Nancy Pants
Peanut Butter Panic
ReCycleHer
Roxy Rotsalot
Stabbie Enyabach
Wreckman


Knockouts


Captain:
Annie Maul

Co-Captain:
Mary Lou Wretched


Barbrarian
Bad Omen
Bones
House
Jamalamadingdong
Jess Decker
JennOOH!cide
Sea Monstrosity
Shirley Gonnahitya
Sneaky Pete
StratusFear
Subterfuge

Victory Vixens


Captain:
Ruth Canal

Co-Captain:
Reptar


Ash Ketch ’em
Black Ice
Bubonic Peg
Chum Fiesta
Fat Lips
Hyli Xplosive
JonBenet Slamsey
Maus Trap
Ms. Smack-Man
Remy Killjoy
Trauma


Dreadnought Dorothys


Captain:
Jade Lightning

Co-Captain:
Road Hash


Apel Sauce
Bruz-her
Baby Buster
Buffy Slammers
Bonita Bandita
Cold Gin
Erin No Bragh
RamRam
Shady O’Dread
Sk8l Attraction
Tara Tendon
Thugz ‘N Kissez
Twisted Momma


Poll: The Great Shake-Up of 2013

And now, derby fans, it’s time to let your voice be heard! What’s your immediate impression of the new line-ups for KCRW’s 10th season? Are you excited about the changes, or should they have left well enough alone? We’ll leave the poll open for seven days and then publish the results here and on our Facebook page.

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